Sunday, August 15, 2010

Contest Alert!!!!!

Good Sunday morning folks. Summer time always seems to be the season of the orange barrel in my hometown. I had seen this sign the other day and it reminded me of how important planning is with any project you do. Obviously the company performing the construction on this road planned in advance for all of the materials and manpower they needed however it seems they forgot to plan for how long it would take to finish the job. As you can see this road will be closed FOR DAYS. Well someday this road may open again but for now it is a guessing game. In fact lets have a contest. Send me an e-mail using the E-mail link here and tell me the day you think it will reopen. E-mails will be accepted until midnight Friday August 20th. Anyone who guesses the correct day will win something (to be determined later). Good luck and here is a hint (The date will not happen in August of this year). Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be kickin it old school with a trapper keeper. Do they even make those anymore. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Trailer + Steak (everyday) = Needing to get priorities straight

Can you tell which one is mine?
I am going to make this post short and sweet as yesterdays was a bit long. Steak is what's for dinner. I remember my step-father telling me a story once that when he and his brother were younger they always said they were going to live in a trailer and eat steak everyday. Well I don't know about living in a trailer but I could definitely eat steak everyday. Always remember the bigger the steak the more you have to eat. Have a good weekend. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I start my period or maybe I will just finish a sentence with one. Either way it will be definitive. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Friday, August 13, 2010

Attention Passengers F#$K You, I Am Out

Not the airline I worked for however I did fly on this aircraft two days before 9/11.  It was delivered to ATA the night before and had that new airplane smell.  Very cool experience flying on a new airplane.
If I had a hero of the day it would be Steve Slater. Now I am not saying I condone what he did, but I know exactly why he did it. That dude has cojones. I worked in the airline industry for years so I have some frame of reference here. Flight attendants, ticket and gate agents are the face of the airlines and at the same time they are the first to be blamed for anything and I mean anything that can go wrong. Sit back, relax, grab some popcorn and let me tell you a wondrous story.

Working for an airline back in the late 90's (before all the 9/11 restrictions) we had a canceled flight. I was working at the gate in an attempt to reroute the passengers on other flights. The reason for the cancellation was fog. Our plan was to either taxi or bus the passengers to Cincinnati so they could catch their connecting flights. All was going well until one passenger told me "Like hell am I going to let you put me in a taxi when I paid for an airplane ticket." The passenger (with a group his newly found supporters) continued to barrage me to the point that one exclaimed "It's not that foggy outside you need to un-cancel this flight." Now I was not the one to cancel the flight in the first place, that decision came from a dispatcher in a tower in another state and at the same time I had no authority to un-cancel anything. What these passengers failed to realize is that I was, in the only way I had available to me, trying to ensure they arrived safely at their final destination. However in the end after taking about half an hour of berating at the hands of these passengers I handled it in much the same way as Mr. Slater (minus the slide and beers although that would of been a lot of fun). I informed this group of passengers "Hey I have an idea why don't I just give you the damn keys to the airplane and you can go ahead and fly it on out of here for me." that was when one of them spoke up saying "Do you know who I am" I told him "I don't give a damn who you are." as I walked away.

The point of this is don't blame the airline employees you can see as many of them have absolutely no control of anything that happens. Oh and if you are nice to them in situations like this they will definitely take care of you. Those guys were going to get upgraded first class out of Cincinnati and ended up in the back of the plane near the wonderful smelling lavatory. So Steven Slater I salute you and welcome to the club of disgruntled former airline employees. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I talk about Man-food . Thanks and please subscribe.



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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Eric the Red teaching the youngters about the majors.

While I was at a recent Dayton Dragons game with my family I noticed a familiar face in the dugout. It was former Cincinnati Red great Eric Davis. It seems he has a new job these days. Teaching the single A ball players of the Reds minor league affiliate how to hit and play outfield. As I sat in the stands watching his instruction and critique of batting stances I could tell he had these young players best interest at heart. He wanted to make them the best ball players they could be. In fact one drill I watched him do really stood out with me. It was the 12oz. curl. Yep old number 44 was tossing back a few brewskies in the dugout while instructing the team on how to hit. I bet you that Pete Rose told him to do it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I jump off the roof to see if I can fly or maybe why I think Steven Slater is the shiznit. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Coffee or Oil.....what killed BP



 This here BP station has recently closed. Now with all of the troubles BP has had over the past few months it might not come to many as a surprise. However the irony of the situation is that BP's recent troubles had little and everything to do with this station closing down. Wait what?? Now before you go thinking that this guy's about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand I will explain. In the Gulf the actual culprit for the eventual spill was the poor management of the rig Deep water Horizon. This mismanagement caused the condition of the equipment to become very unsafe resulting in an explosion and eventual oil leak that contaminated the Gulf. This gas station also had some poor management. My last experience at this gas station was months before the oil spill occurred. As most people would know coffee is the number one drink that a gas station sells. Some stations may sell as much coffee as they do gas. This station on the other hand seemed to always be out of coffee and never had any brewing. Could it be any coincidence they didn't have any customers either. I would also like to point out that the store was a mess and smelled funny. The management of this location had no clue as to what they were doing which lead to its ultimate demise. This location closed just before the disaster in the Gulf however I am sure we can all say that management doomed BP in both instances. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss kick it old school with number 44. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I am as dumb as a box of rocks....Der Dee Der.

I am not immune to being included in the stupid people that this blog is named for. On a beautiful Friday even we decided to venture out to see a couple movies at the drive-in-theater. It was the perfect scenario a movie my wife and I wanted to see on the front screen and a kids movie for my daughter on the back with a second movie for me and my wife as my daughter could fall asleep in the back of the car after her show was over. Well this theater uses radio stations to broadcast the audio. As the first movie was coming to an end our audio in the car was getting some static. Then all the sudden there was no sound at all. Lo and behold I had left the keys in the on position and killed the battery. Now the theater will not jump anyone for what they claimed was liability issues and no one around us had jumper cables (or so they said). We were screwed. Oh and to add injury to insult my wife's cell phone was nearly dead and mine was in and out of service. Yeah, it got that bad. Lucky for us we were able to get a hold of my sister who showed up with some cables and saved our butts and those butts of another family who was just as stupid as me. Thank you sis. If you see Tara Weimer tell her way to go hero. As for the drive-in, next time I'm bringing a radio. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss irony and BP. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Monday, August 9, 2010

Need $$$$ 4-Weed......Best sign ever.

While in San Francisco earlier this year we came across this guy. I personally am not one who gives money to homeless people, however when I came across this guy I felt compelled to give him something. It had little to do with the fact that he was homeless or to help him in his quest to score some Pineapple Express. No the only reason I decided to give this man something was his Honesty. Besides this is funny stuff. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I tell you how not to enjoy a drive-in-movie. Thanks and please subscribe.



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