Deploy Smoke Screen

The early 80's brought us many cool things. Most notably for this post would be the video game Spy Hunter. If you don't remember Spy Hunter, Google it. Anyway, in this game you  had things you can use like missiles, oil slicks and the smoke screen. Here in the photo you see a guy who thinks he must be playing that game. I know this day and age money is tight and it can cost a small fortune to fix any repairs that your car may need, but when you need to stop at the filling station to check the gas and fill the oil every thirty minutes it's a bit out of control. I have always wanted to use that joke. Yes I know I am a dork. Anyway, my point is to all you out there with cars like this, I already have to see your ugly car on the road, please don't make me smell it too. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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All next week is Fair Week. Less sharks and more stupid!

Yep, Starting Monday August, 21st you will be bombarded with seven days of nothing but Fair stupidity. Oh if you want to see stupid people the Fair is one place you should surely go. Fair Week is kind of like a stupid Shark Week or something. Thanks for subscribing.

Office Warfare 3 - The Remodel

As the battle in our office continues we see the lines of combat are being taken to a whole new level. This is the first office to get attacked as previously it was only the cubicle fronts that were waging war. In this battle the mark was again on vacation when these underground rebel perpetrators made their move. As you can see they began with the all to familiar stimulus road sign on the marks door. Phase two required them to somehow sneak a traffic cone onto the second floor of our building and enter a locked office without anyone seeing them. We are still trying to figure out how they did it. Lastly they cordoned off the area then redirected all of the traffic to another office. No one is safe and we are still trying to figure out who these perps are. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I discuss stalkers. Thanks and please subscribe.

 
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Office Warfare Part 2 - From Paris with Love

Vacation is a wonderful release from work. You get to enjoy time away with family and friends. You get to relax and not worry about meetings and PowerPoint. You know your co-workers are holding down the fort so when you get back there will be a seamless transition for you back into the swing of things. ERRRRRRRRR..... Wrong answer. No your co-workers are plotting and scheming as to how to get you good while you are enjoying yourself and they are slaving to the grind. Here the mark went on a weekend trip and returned to a nice surprise. While the mark didn't go to Paris that didn't stop the perps from creating a very nice rendition of the Eiffel Tower in his cube. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as we get crack-a-lacking with some graffiti shizzle. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Spongebob Squarepants eat your heart out.

So my daughter loves Spongebob as most kids do and this past fathers day we cooked out hamburgers on the grill. Well I tend to watch Spongebob with my daughter (not because I like it or anything) I thought to myself, I am going to try and make my self a Krabby Patty. Yes I know it is a cartoon but man that porous little fry cook at the Krusty Krab makes them look really good. As you can see for the photo I did a pretty damn good job myself. I actually made two of these and devoured them both. The reason for this post is to remind us that while life can get you down from time to time we should always try to find a little bit of delight in the things that surround us. Like two cardiac burgers or the time spent with your kids.....watching Spongebob. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be kicking it with some major celebrities.......kinda. Thanks and please subscribe.



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WTF? Dude be a man it's not that cold.

Earlier this year at a Dayton Dragons game I was walking with my daughter back to our seats when I noticed this gentleman. He was draped in what I could only hope was his daughter's Hannah Montana blanket. Well I must say this guy was really asking for it by wearing that blanket. However as I looked around there was no little girl near him. Maybe it was his, maybe he really really likes Hannah Montana. I really have nothing more to say about this. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I show you how I roll with a monster burger. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Office Warfare Part 1. - You have been Beibered

I find it amazing how many people loathe Justin Bieber. While he has become the brunt of so many jokes we hear today one person took it to a new level. Office Warfare or Cubicle Warfare as it is sometimes called can be a fun release from the endless meetings and Excel spreadsheets. Here someone in our office has taken the Biebering to a new level. By placing almost 30 11x17 photo's of the Bieber throughout the marks cube and a strategically placed sign outside stating "You Have Been Biebered." I think we all know who won this battle. I say strategically as the photo on the outside of the cube is our companies founder. In these trying time where morale is down almost everywhere this was a much needed pick me up for the WIN. Thanks for reading and remember to subscribe.


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First Post

Ok so if you have read the description then you know why I have started this blog. BEDA seems like an idea that will challenge me to post content that I have always been meaning to post. I would actually have rather done a VEDA yet with no real way to edit video each day I chose to do a blog instead. This being the first post will not be the only post today. Stay tuned for some interesting photo's and commentary that is sure to entertain. Thanks for subscribing.