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Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Hair Apparent Fair Week Day 7.

As we bring Fair Week to a close let talk about this guy. He was straight out of the movie Road House. Pony Tail down to the back of his neck, cowboy boots, big belt buckle and a fanny pack. Yep an F-ing fanny pack. Do they even make those any more? I am sorry dude, but the eighties called and they want their style back. Enough Said.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Carnies Scare Me - Fair Week Day 5.

Attentive Carnie on the bench. Hope the ride is working right.

Have you looked at a carnie lately? Well let's just say they can be some scary looking dudes. Missing teeth, looking and smelling like they haven't showered in a month, stringy hair and yes the attention span of a cocker spaniel. I will discuss one ride in particular. The Scrambler! At the Darke County Fair the Scrambler operator used to be the same guy for years. I remember this because he would stand on the edge just enough to let the cars get within an inch or two of him and he would hit them as you passed by. This year there were two gentlemen carnies working the ride. The normal ride is usually three to five minutes depending on the size of the line. The group before us rode for twelve minutes. WOW! I know what you are thinking "How did that happen?" Well guess what I am going to tell you. Once the ride began one of the guys stepped outside the fenced area to smoke a cigarette while the other chatted up some heffer who looked like a bit of jail-bait to me anyway. With that I will just make one statement, JUST SAY NO TO INBREEDING! Thank you. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Stuffed like a Pig at the Fair. Fair Week Day 4.

If you go to the fair and don't eat anything you have done wasted your time. There are so many delectable treats at the fair that my mouth is watering just thinking about them. Think about it. You have everything from BBQ Chicken, Italian Sausage, Elephant Ears, Funnel Cakes, Carmel Apples, Fudge, Cotton Candy, French Fries, Texas Tenderloins, Sugar Waffles, Everything you can think of Deep Fried (Oreos, Pickles, Bananas, Snickers etc...) and the newly introduced Krispy Kreme Hamburger. Lets just say when I left the fair I had to unbutton my pants like an old geezer on Thanksgiving day. Let me know what your favorite fair food is in the comments section below and check out my other blog Man Food Central as we have been counting down the top 10 fair foods. There is a link below. Stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

My Name IS Kiiiiiiiiid, Kid Rock. Fair Week Day 3.

So while strolling through the rabbit exhibits at the fair I came across the one and only Kid Rock or wait is that Alice Cooper? Um not sure or maybe it is a guy stuck in the late 80's metal scene. Either way it was funny as all get out. Wow that is a strange saying (funny as all get out). What does that really mean. Anyway I could have done without seeing this guys bony chest exposed that is for sure. Do people even look in the mirror before they go out or do they just wing it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Lets go see some pig wrastling - Fair Week Day 1.

You know that look in your kids eye when he or she get their first pet. You know the love they feel for it. Kids just love cats, dogs, birds and even fish. This kid however loved his hog. Yep we watched him for about five minutes as he played, hugged and even kissed his bacony friend. I just wonder the rational the parents will use when he wakes up one morning asking where piggy went and why is there ten pounds of sausage, twenty pounds of bacon, fifteen pork chops and twenty pounds of sliced ham in the refrigerator. It's bad enough when a pet dies and you either half to bury it or flush it down the toilet (like we will most likely have to do with that goldfish my daughter won at the fair), but to know that when your kids pet dies he will make a fine breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or so is kind of creepy.
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

All next week is Fair Week. Less sharks and more stupid!

Yep, Starting Monday August, 21st you will be bombarded with seven days of nothing but Fair stupidity. Oh if you want to see stupid people the Fair is one place you should surely go. Fair Week is kind of like a stupid Shark Week or something. Thanks for subscribing.