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Office Warfare 4 - Football Fiasco

They were back at it again. The office pranksters struck hard this time. Our resident Kansas City Chiefs fan was Bengaled, Ocho Cinco style. The strange part was however the Bengals and Chiefs don't even play this year. Not sure about that one. Anyway now that the weather is getting colder I have a feeling that the pranksters will be out in full force over the coming months. Tell us in the comments below your favorite prank you pulled or was pulled on you. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.


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Slide To The End Of The World.

So my wife found this slide, It has to be the longest slide in the world. This thing is awesome. I really don't have much to say right now as I just want to go sliding. Bye. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Jo Is Da Man!

Every day as I make my way too and from work I always see someone with a personalized license plate. It always baffles me as to some of the plates that are out there and how people forget that they are just subjecting themselves to ridicule. This one however scared me. I have taken all of the pictures that you have seen on this site to date and while taking them I have never been afraid to do so. This one however I did. Jo Da Man is rather large, if you look on the drivers side and see the white stripe, that is Jo's neck. Jo was every bit of five hundred pounds. As I took the picture I thought what if he notices me in his rear view mirror and then follows me home only to pummel me into oblivion. Well the good news is Jo did not and I am safe, until he sees this online and for that I think I am dead. Been nice knowing you all. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Moving In The Right Direction

Do you see it? It's right there. Oh come on!! There is something hidden in this picture. Back in 1994 when Fed Ex was designing a new slogan and logo they stumbled upon some marketing genius. Their new slogan was to be "Moving in the right direction." This being used to show the company was making progress. However in the design of the logo they decided to strategically hide an right pointing arrow to emphasize the slogan. Have you found it yet? If you have post the location in the comments below. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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That RV Is Wearing A Bengals Jersey

OK, I know it is football season and my Tampa Bay Buccaneers are a surprising 2-0, but I think some people take it a little too far. Take this RV for instance. Someone got the bright idea to paint an RV to look like the Cincinnati Bengals helmet. I love my team yet would never dream of defacing my personal property to promote them. Tell me in the comments below what the craziest fan thing you have done to support your team. The craziest entry may win a prize. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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That's An 80's Party Waiting To Happen

Back in the mid to late eighties every band wanted to make a stop in Dayton, Ohio. Why? McGuffy's House of Draft. At the time McGuffy's was a premier band bar in the nation that even the major touring acts made sure they had it on their schedule. Through the 90's and early 00's McGuffy's lost its luster and nearly died. After changing hands numberous times Julia Norris finally purchased the shambles of what was left. To the surprise of everyone Julia in a short time revived the legacy of what McGuffy's once was. By bringing in acts such as Vanilla Ice, Misfits, Skid Row, Nonpoint, Slaiva and Candlebox Julia has made McGuffy's a viable establishment again. Some upcoming shows will also include bands like Smile Empty Soul, Sponge and Marcy's Playground. Check the link below for more information as well as an article that appeared in the Dayton Daily News about McGuffy's. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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I'm Fre To Misspell All I Want Any Old Time

So I drove past a used car dealership the other day and noticed this car was Inter Fre, What? One of two things happened here, either someone came along and erased half of the sign on this car (which would be a lot of work) or a worker for the dealership did half of his job on this car (which would be an embarrassment for the dealership). I just though this was funny. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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My Car Is So Funky

Why are the car manufacturers so stupid these days. After the meltdown in Detroit you would think hey lets change the game but no they still come out with crap. In July 2010 US Auto sales topped 1million cars with only 23thousand hybrids being sold. Less than 3% of all cars sold in July were designed to save the environment. The main reason for this is the cars themselves look ridiculous. Would you buy a Camero or Mustang if it was a hybrid yet could perform like its gas guzzling predecessor. Of course you would. Why? Because it looks cool. Aesthetic values weighs more this day and age than environmental friendliness. Car companies need to get that through their thick sculls. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Pant's On The Ground

I am not the best dresser in the world, but please do not purposely show off your ass. I know sagging jeans is still semi popular these days, but when your shorts turn into jeans becasue they are hanging so low and you lift your shirt up to show your butt, you have issues. Where is General Larry Platt when you need him? Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Did You See That?

Guess what I saw in my local Meijer bathroom? Give up, well look at the picture dumbass. Oh there it is. Yeah, a home drug test. Seriously people you stop into a store, buy a home drug test, obviously use it and then leave the bag and the test in the bathroom. USED. The best part is I was taking my daughter to use the restroom at the time and she chimed out from the stall, " Hey dad, what is in this bag?" Yep, I had to answer that one. Not a fun conversation to have with a four year old. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

So, I made mention of Halloween yesterday and that made me think about something my cousin had done. He grew this pumpkin you see here in the picture. Yes that is a real pumpkin and no optical illusion. Anyway, we have some sad news ad the pumpkin has died. Yep, it crushed itself under its own weight. Too bad it never made it to see the holiday season it was meant for. Now, if I get a pumpkin pie from him for Christmas I am going to kick his... Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Pirates Of The Best Buy

Argh maties, it seems that the pirates have invaded my local Best Buy. This waif and her band of salty plunderers laid siege on the Nintendo DS. At the end of October I could see someone wearing a costume around as it would be Halloween time. This picture was taken at the beginning of September. Maybe the whole goth and emo movement has dies and now it's all about pirates. I wonder if I will be able to pull off that Jack Sparrow look? I don't know, maybe I am too normal. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.


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Mirror Mirror On The Car, Why Is It You Stick Out So Far!

Come on down to Big Bob's Car Fixer Uppers. You need a new mirror, ye haw we have just the thing for ya.

OK, I know that was a bit over the top and kid of dorky but that is just me. So I noticed this car in a Walmart parking lot the other day and I had to take a picture of it. I have seen the ductape version of fixing a broken mirror however this one just took the cake. They have taken what looks like an RV mirror and bolted it to the hood and front quarter panel of the car. I would not want to be driving next to this guy on a narrow two lane street. Can you say scrape there goes my paint job. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Marketing Tonge Twister

How much Coke could a Coke bottle hold if a Coke bottle could hold Coke. I find it amazing at how some marketing departments are completely oblivious to the mistakes they make. Take this Coca Cola billboard. I see three of them each day on my way too and from work. How can an overfull Coke bottle (overfull because you know they never fill it up to the tippy top) be pouring Coke and yet still be so full? Is this some magic bottle that continuously replenishes itself? Makes you wonder. Nope, it was just some idiot proofreader at Coke not doing his or her job. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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I Proud To Be An American, and At Least My Fence Is Free!

I am all for being patriotic, but some people take it to new extremes. Here someone decided turn their front yard into a star spangled encampment. It was actually kind of cool to see it in person. This made me think for a minute about the one good thing that came out of the tragedy of 9/11. Do you remember back shortly after that infamous day when you would see neighbor helping neighbor? When people were proud of our country and would show it any way they could! When everyone respected and admired our police, firefighters and military. How quickly we forget. Take a moment today to remember not only those who have been lost, but how it helped to bring this country together in a way most of us have never seen in our lifetime. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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If You Don't Like The Weather Here, Wait Five Minutes And It Will Change.

I am always amazed at how strange the weather can be in the area where I live. One day its in the nineties and the next it is in the seventies. Very strange. Then you see all of these natural phenomenon happening around the world (hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunami's) and it makes you think. Most blame the change in weather patterns on man made global warming, yet I feel they are not completely correct. Anyone who has taken a basic college level Geology class has learned that global warming and cooling is a natural phenomenon that has been happening for millions of years. While I may agree that man made global warming may be speeding up the natural global warming, this would have happened anyway. Or it could just be all of these Mexican restaurants popping up all over the place (Chipotle, Qdoba, etc...). You know beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Also remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Pregnant Kids, What were you thinking!

At the amusement park I noticed this sign. I find it kind of funny that on a children's ride where you can be no taller than 54" you also cannot be pregnant. I mean how young are kids getting pregnant these days. When a company uses cookie cutter signs on all of there rides it makes you wonder how much they actually pay attention to safety. Each ride is different and deserves different criteria to be able to ride. As many of you know my daughter was injured on a ride at this park, she sustained a broken collar bone on the kiddie coaster. While I am not going to talk bad about the park because they have been responsive to the indecent so far. I am going to say even on the little rides we need to watch our kids as anything can happen. As for the sign I have been told it is for when the little people want to ride the rides and I don't mean kids. I think they meant leprechauns. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Also remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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WTF Is That Thing

In this day and age everyone is trying to save money. Either this guy has converted a carnival ride into a car or he purchased this Jeepney looking thing in southeast Asia. Yes Jeepney is a word. The best part was this thing is a convertible. I would also say that from the ear to ear smile on his face he hadn't had this much from since the days of power-sliding his big wheel in his old neighborhood. How many of you just remembered the big wheel. What happened to that toy. Those were cool, back in the day. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Kids On A Plane, Worse Than Snakes

So I want to tell you about this photo. My wife and daughter took a trip earlier this year to California. One leg of our journey consisted of over five hours in a tin can. Now any of you with kids know that it is virtually impossible for a four year old to sit still for five minutes let alone five hours. However I must admit she was a complete angel. Not only did she behave, she did it without a nap. It just goes to show you that kids can do some amazing things, especially when you least expect it. The ironic part is the hour and a half we spent in Houston was a complete nightmare. Wonder how much trouble you could get in for leaving your kids at an airport? Just kidding. No matter how bad she acts in public, I am sure I did the same thing (if not worse) to my parents when I was a kid. Karma is a bitch. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Deploy Smoke Screen

The early 80's brought us many cool things. Most notably for this post would be the video game Spy Hunter. If you don't remember Spy Hunter, Google it. Anyway, in this game you  had things you can use like missiles, oil slicks and the smoke screen. Here in the photo you see a guy who thinks he must be playing that game. I know this day and age money is tight and it can cost a small fortune to fix any repairs that your car may need, but when you need to stop at the filling station to check the gas and fill the oil every thirty minutes it's a bit out of control. I have always wanted to use that joke. Yes I know I am a dork. Anyway, my point is to all you out there with cars like this, I already have to see your ugly car on the road, please don't make me smell it too. Thanks. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Classifieds, We Don't Need No Stinkin Classifieds.

Boss: We need to hire a new plumber.

HR rep: OK, let me call the paper and take out an ad for this Sunday.

Boss: No, I have a better idea, get some plywood and paint a sign then stick it out next to the road.

HR rep: You sure that will work?

Boss: Who cares it's cheaper than an ad.

This day and age of companies trying to save every penny is really getting out of control. I sometimes find it amazing at how companies have forgotten that sometimes you need to spend money to make money. In fact I would not use the word spend, I would use the word Invest. An investment in an employee will gain a much greater return in the long run, yet will hurt you in the short. Companies are far too reliant on the short term to run their business. Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Piqua is a bad city!

So according to WHIOTV.COM the city of Piqua, Ohio kidnapped someone and attempted to rape them. Wow. It is amazing at how well we train our journalists these days in proofreading. I can almost understand, if it were in the body of the story yet this was the headline. I personally blame Microsoft Word for this. We rely too much on using this program to verify we have spelled everything correctly, that we ultimately assume it has looked at our grammar and sentence structure as well. Heck I do it too. It is amazing at how just a little word like Man or a missing comma can change the meaning of a sentence.Let me know what you think in the comments section below and keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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BEDA is over.

So this blog was an experiment for me. I wanted to participate in an event called BEDA where you post to a blog every day during the month of August. Well as most of you know August is over (for those who did not know that go buy a calendar). I wanted to say thanks to each of you who have viewed the site and read my opinions about the things I have seen and posted. I have decided that I have enjoyed this very much and all of you who keep coming back to view the site have created a small following. So with that said as long as you keep coming back I will keep posting stupid stuff. Thanks again and tell your friends as the more people who see this site the bigger it will become for all of us. Long live DO YOU SEE STUPID PEOPLE.

Wanna Be a Baller, Shot Caller, Twenty Inch Rims on the Trailer.

OK, so I have heard stories of people having cars that cost more than their homes, but this just took the cake. Here someone really had their priorities screwed up. Now don't get me wrong as there is nothing wrong with living in a trailer. Some folks have had tough breaks in life and this is all they can afford. The problem happens when you buy a car and then spend a small fortune to pimp it out forgetting you live in a house on wheels. How much you wanna bet they have a plasma TV in that joint. People spend their money on strange things these days, but I guess to each is own. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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No New Post Yesterday or Today

Sorry, as there was no new post yesterday or today. My daughter broke he collarbone on a ride at Cedar Point. I am in the process of taking care of her. Don't fret as I will be back tomorrow with three brand new posts. Thanks.

The Hair Apparent Fair Week Day 7.

As we bring Fair Week to a close let talk about this guy. He was straight out of the movie Road House. Pony Tail down to the back of his neck, cowboy boots, big belt buckle and a fanny pack. Yep an F-ing fanny pack. Do they even make those any more? I am sorry dude, but the eighties called and they want their style back. Enough Said.

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Who let the Grannies out, Who Who Who. Fair Week Day 6.

Ok so I feel sorry for this old lady. I am sure she was very sweet. I blame the group of people she was with for letting her go out like this. Now this is just the rear view as the front view photo didn't turn out. She had a flower in her hair, shoes that tied up to her calves, a big red stain on her shaw/shirt. Come-on old people need help dressing themselves sometimes. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.




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Carnies Scare Me - Fair Week Day 5.

Attentive Carnie on the bench. Hope the ride is working right.

Have you looked at a carnie lately? Well let's just say they can be some scary looking dudes. Missing teeth, looking and smelling like they haven't showered in a month, stringy hair and yes the attention span of a cocker spaniel. I will discuss one ride in particular. The Scrambler! At the Darke County Fair the Scrambler operator used to be the same guy for years. I remember this because he would stand on the edge just enough to let the cars get within an inch or two of him and he would hit them as you passed by. This year there were two gentlemen carnies working the ride. The normal ride is usually three to five minutes depending on the size of the line. The group before us rode for twelve minutes. WOW! I know what you are thinking "How did that happen?" Well guess what I am going to tell you. Once the ride began one of the guys stepped outside the fenced area to smoke a cigarette while the other chatted up some heffer who looked like a bit of jail-bait to me anyway. With that I will just make one statement, JUST SAY NO TO INBREEDING! Thank you. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.


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Stuffed like a Pig at the Fair. Fair Week Day 4.

If you go to the fair and don't eat anything you have done wasted your time. There are so many delectable treats at the fair that my mouth is watering just thinking about them. Think about it. You have everything from BBQ Chicken, Italian Sausage, Elephant Ears, Funnel Cakes, Carmel Apples, Fudge, Cotton Candy, French Fries, Texas Tenderloins, Sugar Waffles, Everything you can think of Deep Fried (Oreos, Pickles, Bananas, Snickers etc...) and the newly introduced Krispy Kreme Hamburger. Lets just say when I left the fair I had to unbutton my pants like an old geezer on Thanksgiving day. Let me know what your favorite fair food is in the comments section below and check out my other blog Man Food Central as we have been counting down the top 10 fair foods. There is a link below. Stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.

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My Name IS Kiiiiiiiiid, Kid Rock. Fair Week Day 3.

So while strolling through the rabbit exhibits at the fair I came across the one and only Kid Rock or wait is that Alice Cooper? Um not sure or maybe it is a guy stuck in the late 80's metal scene. Either way it was funny as all get out. Wow that is a strange saying (funny as all get out). What does that really mean. Anyway I could have done without seeing this guys bony chest exposed that is for sure. Do people even look in the mirror before they go out or do they just wing it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.





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Battlin for Prizes - Fair Week Day 2.

These two were headed into battle with some carnies. As they patrolled the midway, sniper fire (or a tractor back firing) took one of them out. The other called for backup and made it safely back to base. I am always amazed at how much crap you can win at a fair or carnival. I stress the word crap. Seriously have you ever left with a prize that was of value. If it's not super sized stuffed animals it's a gold fish that will die on the way home. Kids just eat this stuff up. This past weekends haul for my daughter included two canes (that will either be broken soon or leave welts on my back as she attacks me with them), a gold fish (that surprisingly is still alive), a poster of Tinkerbell, a pink monkey, a furry stuffed kitten, a balloon animal (that deflated itself), a gun that shoots rubber washers and a pink plastic daiquiri glass that contained a snow cone (also included beads and a lay). Yep, there went fifty dollars down the drain or did it. While most of this stuff is junk the benefit of seeing her face as we won stuff mixed with the environment of excitement a fair can create was well worth it and for her I would do it over and over again. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.


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Lets go see some pig wrastling - Fair Week Day 1.

You know that look in your kids eye when he or she get their first pet. You know the love they feel for it. Kids just love cats, dogs, birds and even fish. This kid however loved his hog. Yep we watched him for about five minutes as he played, hugged and even kissed his bacony friend. I just wonder the rational the parents will use when he wakes up one morning asking where piggy went and why is there ten pounds of sausage, twenty pounds of bacon, fifteen pork chops and twenty pounds of sliced ham in the refrigerator. It's bad enough when a pet dies and you either half to bury it or flush it down the toilet (like we will most likely have to do with that goldfish my daughter won at the fair), but to know that when your kids pet dies he will make a fine breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or so is kind of creepy.
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No new post today

Nothing new today as I prepare for a week of Fair debauchery. Be prepared for the next seven days of good stuff. Fair week begins at 8am tomorrow.

Marketing by Yakov Smirnoff, I love dis country!

I would loved to have been in the marketing meeting where they said hey why don't we add Fried Green Tomatoes to our menu and then everyone agreed this would be a good idea. I wonder if they also tried to contact Yakov Smirnoff to be their product spokesman. I think it would go something like this: " Amazing you can get Fried Green Tomato at a fish place, I love dis country."

For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about or are too young to remember Yakov, he did commercials for Long John Silvers in the early 80's talking about getting chicken at a fish place. For more on a very funny comedian check the link below.

Yakov Smirnoff Comedy Act

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Hey look it's Kenny "F-ing" Powers!

For those of you not familiar with the HBO sensation East Bound & Down please cover your eyes and ears as Kenny Powers opens a can of whoop ass on your intellect. In a quick departure from my normal blogging style I wanted to tell you all about this show. Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) is an ex-superstar baseball pitcher who has fallen from grace and the game he nearly destroyed. Having to relegate himself to living with his brother's family and teaching middle school gym class Kenny attempts to pull himself up by his bootstraps and make another attempt to play in the major leagues. Season 2 air's on HBO only beginning September 26th. Now this show is funny (very vulgar, but funny). Click the link below for some highlights from season 1. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be heading in the right direction. Thanks and please subscribe.

Best of Kenny Powers Season 1

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All next week is Fair Week. Less sharks and more stupid!

Yep, Starting Monday August, 21st you will be bombarded with seven days of nothing but Fair stupidity. Oh if you want to see stupid people the Fair is one place you should surely go. Fair Week is kind of like a stupid Shark Week or something. Thanks for subscribing.

Infatuation rues the day. WTF am I talking about.

Infatuation runs deep with some people. Some are infatuated with beanie babies, baseball cards, women, men, sports and even every damn lawn ornament ever made. This person has thousands (yes thousands as the side yard not pictured is covered) of lawn thingies. Not only does this look gaudy it brings yours and your neighbors property values down. I started this post with infatuation however let me post a differing viewpoint. I say it's just plain laziness. I mean think about it, if you cover your entire lawn with crap you will never have to mow it, right. Anyway even if you are infatuated with these things remember this old saying "Always drink in moderation" - Smirnoff. Yeah I know it has nothing to do with the post, I just like the quote. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow for a superstar sighting. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Dude You Have A Tail

Driving home the other day I notice this truck dragging a small tree behind it. Now I know it doesn't look very big in the picture however this tree was at least eight feet long. As I passed the driver he had no clue it was even there as he was jamming out to some tunes. He was obviously oblivious to the situation. Now all of my women readers are now saying, "yep a typical man, never paying attention to what he is doing" and my guy readers are saying "he was just in the zone." I have always found it interesting that men and women can have such differing viewpoints of the same situation. Maybe he was trying to start a new vehicle fashion statement. Maybe he lost his pocket knife and was trying to whittle this tree down to make arrows for his bow hunting expedition. Maybe I am really reaching on this one as I have run out of things to say about it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I peel back the layers of a complex situation. Clutter. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Office Warfare 3 - The Remodel

As the battle in our office continues we see the lines of combat are being taken to a whole new level. This is the first office to get attacked as previously it was only the cubicle fronts that were waging war. In this battle the mark was again on vacation when these underground rebel perpetrators made their move. As you can see they began with the all to familiar stimulus road sign on the marks door. Phase two required them to somehow sneak a traffic cone onto the second floor of our building and enter a locked office without anyone seeing them. We are still trying to figure out how they did it. Lastly they cordoned off the area then redirected all of the traffic to another office. No one is safe and we are still trying to figure out who these perps are. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I discuss stalkers. Thanks and please subscribe.

 
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Darn you kids get off my lawn

As a few of you have asked - No this is not my house.

As back to school for many is fast approaching it makes me remember back to a time when things were so much simpler. Back when you played Jailbreak or hide and go seek in your neighborhood until the wee hours of the morning. Back when your parents would fork out a small fortune to supply you with all your wants and needs for school. Back when you were the toilet paperer and not the paperee. Is that even a word. Anyway As with all things in life there comes a time to grow up and be the responsible adult. That doesn't mean you should act 50 when you are 30 that just means we need to take care of our little piece of this earth we live on. Now go clean the toilet paper off your trees and lawn and get ready for work because its Monday suckey Monday. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as the battles continue with Office Warfare 3. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Contest Alert!!!!!

Good Sunday morning folks. Summer time always seems to be the season of the orange barrel in my hometown. I had seen this sign the other day and it reminded me of how important planning is with any project you do. Obviously the company performing the construction on this road planned in advance for all of the materials and manpower they needed however it seems they forgot to plan for how long it would take to finish the job. As you can see this road will be closed FOR DAYS. Well someday this road may open again but for now it is a guessing game. In fact lets have a contest. Send me an e-mail using the E-mail link here and tell me the day you think it will reopen. E-mails will be accepted until midnight Friday August 20th. Anyone who guesses the correct day will win something (to be determined later). Good luck and here is a hint (The date will not happen in August of this year). Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be kickin it old school with a trapper keeper. Do they even make those anymore. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Trailer + Steak (everyday) = Needing to get priorities straight

Can you tell which one is mine?

I am going to make this post short and sweet as yesterdays was a bit long. Steak is what's for dinner. I remember my step-father telling me a story once that when he and his brother were younger they always said they were going to live in a trailer and eat steak everyday. Well I don't know about living in a trailer but I could definitely eat steak everyday. Always remember the bigger the steak the more you have to eat. Have a good weekend. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I start my period or maybe I will just finish a sentence with one. Either way it will be definitive. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Attention Passengers F#$K You, I Am Out

Not the airline I worked for however I did fly on this aircraft two days before 9/11.  It was delivered to ATA the night before and had that new airplane smell.  Very cool experience flying on a new airplane.

If I had a hero of the day it would be Steve Slater. Now I am not saying I condone what he did, but I know exactly why he did it. That dude has cojones. I worked in the airline industry for years so I have some frame of reference here. Flight attendants, ticket and gate agents are the face of the airlines and at the same time they are the first to be blamed for anything and I mean anything that can go wrong. Sit back, relax, grab some popcorn and let me tell you a wondrous story.

Working for an airline back in the late 90's (before all the 9/11 restrictions) we had a canceled flight. I was working at the gate in an attempt to reroute the passengers on other flights. The reason for the cancellation was fog. Our plan was to either taxi or bus the passengers to Cincinnati so they could catch their connecting flights. All was going well until one passenger told me "Like hell am I going to let you put me in a taxi when I paid for an airplane ticket." The passenger (with a group his newly found supporters) continued to barrage me to the point that one exclaimed "It's not that foggy outside you need to un-cancel this flight." Now I was not the one to cancel the flight in the first place, that decision came from a dispatcher in a tower in another state and at the same time I had no authority to un-cancel anything. What these passengers failed to realize is that I was, in the only way I had available to me, trying to ensure they arrived safely at their final destination. However in the end after taking about half an hour of berating at the hands of these passengers I handled it in much the same way as Mr. Slater (minus the slide and beers although that would of been a lot of fun). I informed this group of passengers "Hey I have an idea why don't I just give you the damn keys to the airplane and you can go ahead and fly it on out of here for me." that was when one of them spoke up saying "Do you know who I am" I told him "I don't give a damn who you are." as I walked away.

The point of this is don't blame the airline employees you can see as many of them have absolutely no control of anything that happens. Oh and if you are nice to them in situations like this they will definitely take care of you. Those guys were going to get upgraded first class out of Cincinnati and ended up in the back of the plane near the wonderful smelling lavatory. So Steven Slater I salute you and welcome to the club of disgruntled former airline employees. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I talk about Man-food . Thanks and please subscribe.

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Eric the Red teaching the youngters about the majors.

While I was at a recent Dayton Dragons game with my family I noticed a familiar face in the dugout. It was former Cincinnati Red great Eric Davis. It seems he has a new job these days. Teaching the single A ball players of the Reds minor league affiliate how to hit and play outfield. As I sat in the stands watching his instruction and critique of batting stances I could tell he had these young players best interest at heart. He wanted to make them the best ball players they could be. In fact one drill I watched him do really stood out with me. It was the 12oz. curl. Yep old number 44 was tossing back a few brewskies in the dugout while instructing the team on how to hit. I bet you that Pete Rose told him to do it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I jump off the roof to see if I can fly or maybe why I think Steven Slater is the shiznit. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Coffee or Oil.....what killed BP

 This here BP station has recently closed. Now with all of the troubles BP has had over the past few months it might not come to many as a surprise. However the irony of the situation is that BP's recent troubles had little and everything to do with this station closing down. Wait what?? Now before you go thinking that this guy's about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand I will explain. In the Gulf the actual culprit for the eventual spill was the poor management of the rig Deep water Horizon. This mismanagement caused the condition of the equipment to become very unsafe resulting in an explosion and eventual oil leak that contaminated the Gulf. This gas station also had some poor management. My last experience at this gas station was months before the oil spill occurred. As most people would know coffee is the number one drink that a gas station sells. Some stations may sell as much coffee as they do gas. This station on the other hand seemed to always be out of coffee and never had any brewing. Could it be any coincidence they didn't have any customers either. I would also like to point out that the store was a mess and smelled funny. The management of this location had no clue as to what they were doing which lead to its ultimate demise. This location closed just before the disaster in the Gulf however I am sure we can all say that management doomed BP in both instances. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss kick it old school with number 44. Thanks and please subscribe.

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I am as dumb as a box of rocks....Der Dee Der.

I am not immune to being included in the stupid people that this blog is named for. On a beautiful Friday even we decided to venture out to see a couple movies at the drive-in-theater. It was the perfect scenario a movie my wife and I wanted to see on the front screen and a kids movie for my daughter on the back with a second movie for me and my wife as my daughter could fall asleep in the back of the car after her show was over. Well this theater uses radio stations to broadcast the audio. As the first movie was coming to an end our audio in the car was getting some static. Then all the sudden there was no sound at all. Lo and behold I had left the keys in the on position and killed the battery. Now the theater will not jump anyone for what they claimed was liability issues and no one around us had jumper cables (or so they said). We were screwed. Oh and to add injury to insult my wife's cell phone was nearly dead and mine was in and out of service. Yeah, it got that bad. Lucky for us we were able to get a hold of my sister who showed up with some cables and saved our butts and those butts of another family who was just as stupid as me. Thank you sis. If you see Tara Weimer tell her way to go hero. As for the drive-in, next time I'm bringing a radio. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss irony and BP. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Need $$$$ 4-Weed......Best sign ever.

While in San Francisco earlier this year we came across this guy. I personally am not one who gives money to homeless people, however when I came across this guy I felt compelled to give him something. It had little to do with the fact that he was homeless or to help him in his quest to score some Pineapple Express. No the only reason I decided to give this man something was his Honesty. Besides this is funny stuff. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I tell you how not to enjoy a drive-in-movie. Thanks and please subscribe.



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