Tuesday, August 31, 2010

No New Post Yesterday or Today

Sorry, as there was no new post yesterday or today. My daughter broke he collarbone on a ride at Cedar Point. I am in the process of taking care of her. Don't fret as I will be back tomorrow with three brand new posts. Thanks.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Hair Apparent Fair Week Day 7.

As we bring Fair Week to a close let talk about this guy. He was straight out of the movie Road House. Pony Tail down to the back of his neck, cowboy boots, big belt buckle and a fanny pack. Yep an F-ing fanny pack. Do they even make those any more? I am sorry dude, but the eighties called and they want their style back. Enough Said.

Well I hope you all enjoyed Fair Week as much as I enjoyed it. Keep checking back every day as I continues to post new fun stuff that I see. Thanks and remember to subscribe and tell your friends about this site.

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Who let the Grannies out, Who Who Who. Fair Week Day 6.

Ok so I feel sorry for this old lady. I am sure she was very sweet. I blame the group of people she was with for letting her go out like this. Now this is just the rear view as the front view photo didn't turn out. She had a flower in her hair, shoes that tied up to her calves, a big red stain on her shaw/shirt. Come-on old people need help dressing themselves sometimes. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.




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Friday, August 27, 2010

Carnies Scare Me - Fair Week Day 5.

Attentive Carnie on the bench. Hope the ride is working right.
Have you looked at a carnie lately? Well let's just say they can be some scary looking dudes. Missing teeth, looking and smelling like they haven't showered in a month, stringy hair and yes the attention span of a cocker spaniel. I will discuss one ride in particular. The Scrambler! At the Darke County Fair the Scrambler operator used to be the same guy for years. I remember this because he would stand on the edge just enough to let the cars get within an inch or two of him and he would hit them as you passed by. This year there were two gentlemen carnies working the ride. The normal ride is usually three to five minutes depending on the size of the line. The group before us rode for twelve minutes. WOW! I know what you are thinking "How did that happen?" Well guess what I am going to tell you. Once the ride began one of the guys stepped outside the fenced area to smoke a cigarette while the other chatted up some heffer who looked like a bit of jail-bait to me anyway. With that I will just make one statement, JUST SAY NO TO INBREEDING! Thank you. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.


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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Stuffed like a Pig at the Fair. Fair Week Day 4.

If you go to the fair and don't eat anything you have done wasted your time. There are so many delectable treats at the fair that my mouth is watering just thinking about them. Think about it. You have everything from BBQ Chicken, Italian Sausage, Elephant Ears, Funnel Cakes, Carmel Apples, Fudge, Cotton Candy, French Fries, Texas Tenderloins, Sugar Waffles, Everything you can think of Deep Fried (Oreos, Pickles, Bananas, Snickers etc...) and the newly introduced Krispy Kreme Hamburger. Lets just say when I left the fair I had to unbutton my pants like an old geezer on Thanksgiving day. Let me know what your favorite fair food is in the comments section below and check out my other blog Man Food Central as we have been counting down the top 10 fair foods. There is a link below. Stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

My Name IS Kiiiiiiiiid, Kid Rock. Fair Week Day 3.

So while strolling through the rabbit exhibits at the fair I came across the one and only Kid Rock or wait is that Alice Cooper? Um not sure or maybe it is a guy stuck in the late 80's metal scene. Either way it was funny as all get out. Wow that is a strange saying (funny as all get out). What does that really mean. Anyway I could have done without seeing this guys bony chest exposed that is for sure. Do people even look in the mirror before they go out or do they just wing it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.





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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Battlin for Prizes - Fair Week Day 2.

These two were headed into battle with some carnies. As they patrolled the midway, sniper fire (or a tractor back firing) took one of them out. The other called for backup and made it safely back to base. I am always amazed at how much crap you can win at a fair or carnival. I stress the word crap. Seriously have you ever left with a prize that was of value. If it's not super sized stuffed animals it's a gold fish that will die on the way home. Kids just eat this stuff up. This past weekends haul for my daughter included two canes (that will either be broken soon or leave welts on my back as she attacks me with them), a gold fish (that surprisingly is still alive), a poster of Tinkerbell, a pink monkey, a furry stuffed kitten, a balloon animal (that deflated itself), a gun that shoots rubber washers and a pink plastic daiquiri glass that contained a snow cone (also included beads and a lay). Yep, there went fifty dollars down the drain or did it. While most of this stuff is junk the benefit of seeing her face as we won stuff mixed with the environment of excitement a fair can create was well worth it and for her I would do it over and over again. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as Fair Week continues.  Thanks and please subscribe.


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Monday, August 23, 2010

Lets go see some pig wrastling - Fair Week Day 1.

You know that look in your kids eye when he or she get their first pet. You know the love they feel for it. Kids just love cats, dogs, birds and even fish. This kid however loved his hog. Yep we watched him for about five minutes as he played, hugged and even kissed his bacony friend. I just wonder the rational the parents will use when he wakes up one morning asking where piggy went and why is there ten pounds of sausage, twenty pounds of bacon, fifteen pork chops and twenty pounds of sliced ham in the refrigerator. It's bad enough when a pet dies and you either half to bury it or flush it down the toilet (like we will most likely have to do with that goldfish my daughter won at the fair), but to know that when your kids pet dies he will make a fine breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or so is kind of creepy.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

No new post today

Nothing new today as I prepare for a week of Fair debauchery. Be prepared for the next seven days of good stuff. Fair week begins at 8am tomorrow.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Marketing by Yakov Smirnoff, I love dis country!

I would loved to have been in the marketing meeting where they said hey why don't we add Fried Green Tomatoes to our menu and then everyone agreed this would be a good idea. I wonder if they also tried to contact Yakov Smirnoff to be their product spokesman. I think it would go something like this: " Amazing you can get Fried Green Tomato at a fish place, I love dis country."

For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about or are too young to remember Yakov, he did commercials for Long John Silvers in the early 80's talking about getting chicken at a fish place. For more on a very funny comedian check the link below.

Yakov Smirnoff Comedy Act

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Hey look it's Kenny "F-ing" Powers!

For those of you not familiar with the HBO sensation East Bound & Down please cover your eyes and ears as Kenny Powers opens a can of whoop ass on your intellect. In a quick departure from my normal blogging style I wanted to tell you all about this show. Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) is an ex-superstar baseball pitcher who has fallen from grace and the game he nearly destroyed. Having to relegate himself to living with his brother's family and teaching middle school gym class Kenny attempts to pull himself up by his bootstraps and make another attempt to play in the major leagues. Season 2 air's on HBO only beginning September 26th. Now this show is funny (very vulgar, but funny). Click the link below for some highlights from season 1. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be heading in the right direction. Thanks and please subscribe.

Best of Kenny Powers Season 1

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

All next week is Fair Week. Less sharks and more stupid!

Yep, Starting Monday August, 21st you will be bombarded with seven days of nothing but Fair stupidity. Oh if you want to see stupid people the Fair is one place you should surely go. Fair Week is kind of like a stupid Shark Week or something. Thanks for subscribing.

Infatuation rues the day. WTF am I talking about.

Infatuation runs deep with some people. Some are infatuated with beanie babies, baseball cards, women, men, sports and even every damn lawn ornament ever made. This person has thousands (yes thousands as the side yard not pictured is covered) of lawn thingies. Not only does this look gaudy it brings yours and your neighbors property values down. I started this post with infatuation however let me post a differing viewpoint. I say it's just plain laziness. I mean think about it, if you cover your entire lawn with crap you will never have to mow it, right. Anyway even if you are infatuated with these things remember this old saying "Always drink in moderation" - Smirnoff. Yeah I know it has nothing to do with the post, I just like the quote. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow for a superstar sighting. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dude You Have A Tail

Driving home the other day I notice this truck dragging a small tree behind it. Now I know it doesn't look very big in the picture however this tree was at least eight feet long. As I passed the driver he had no clue it was even there as he was jamming out to some tunes. He was obviously oblivious to the situation. Now all of my women readers are now saying, "yep a typical man, never paying attention to what he is doing" and my guy readers are saying "he was just in the zone." I have always found it interesting that men and women can have such differing viewpoints of the same situation. Maybe he was trying to start a new vehicle fashion statement. Maybe he lost his pocket knife and was trying to whittle this tree down to make arrows for his bow hunting expedition. Maybe I am really reaching on this one as I have run out of things to say about it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I peel back the layers of a complex situation. Clutter. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Office Warfare 3 - The Remodel

As the battle in our office continues we see the lines of combat are being taken to a whole new level. This is the first office to get attacked as previously it was only the cubicle fronts that were waging war. In this battle the mark was again on vacation when these underground rebel perpetrators made their move. As you can see they began with the all to familiar stimulus road sign on the marks door. Phase two required them to somehow sneak a traffic cone onto the second floor of our building and enter a locked office without anyone seeing them. We are still trying to figure out how they did it. Lastly they cordoned off the area then redirected all of the traffic to another office. No one is safe and we are still trying to figure out who these perps are. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I discuss stalkers. Thanks and please subscribe.

 
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Monday, August 16, 2010

Darn you kids get off my lawn

As a few of you have asked - No this is not my house.

As back to school for many is fast approaching it makes me remember back to a time when things were so much simpler. Back when you played Jailbreak or hide and go seek in your neighborhood until the wee hours of the morning. Back when your parents would fork out a small fortune to supply you with all your wants and needs for school. Back when you were the toilet paperer and not the paperee. Is that even a word. Anyway As with all things in life there comes a time to grow up and be the responsible adult. That doesn't mean you should act 50 when you are 30 that just means we need to take care of our little piece of this earth we live on. Now go clean the toilet paper off your trees and lawn and get ready for work because its Monday suckey Monday. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as the battles continue with Office Warfare 3. Thanks and please subscribe.

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Contest Alert!!!!!

Good Sunday morning folks. Summer time always seems to be the season of the orange barrel in my hometown. I had seen this sign the other day and it reminded me of how important planning is with any project you do. Obviously the company performing the construction on this road planned in advance for all of the materials and manpower they needed however it seems they forgot to plan for how long it would take to finish the job. As you can see this road will be closed FOR DAYS. Well someday this road may open again but for now it is a guessing game. In fact lets have a contest. Send me an e-mail using the E-mail link here and tell me the day you think it will reopen. E-mails will be accepted until midnight Friday August 20th. Anyone who guesses the correct day will win something (to be determined later). Good luck and here is a hint (The date will not happen in August of this year). Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be kickin it old school with a trapper keeper. Do they even make those anymore. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Trailer + Steak (everyday) = Needing to get priorities straight

Can you tell which one is mine?
I am going to make this post short and sweet as yesterdays was a bit long. Steak is what's for dinner. I remember my step-father telling me a story once that when he and his brother were younger they always said they were going to live in a trailer and eat steak everyday. Well I don't know about living in a trailer but I could definitely eat steak everyday. Always remember the bigger the steak the more you have to eat. Have a good weekend. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I start my period or maybe I will just finish a sentence with one. Either way it will be definitive. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Friday, August 13, 2010

Attention Passengers F#$K You, I Am Out

Not the airline I worked for however I did fly on this aircraft two days before 9/11.  It was delivered to ATA the night before and had that new airplane smell.  Very cool experience flying on a new airplane.
If I had a hero of the day it would be Steve Slater. Now I am not saying I condone what he did, but I know exactly why he did it. That dude has cojones. I worked in the airline industry for years so I have some frame of reference here. Flight attendants, ticket and gate agents are the face of the airlines and at the same time they are the first to be blamed for anything and I mean anything that can go wrong. Sit back, relax, grab some popcorn and let me tell you a wondrous story.

Working for an airline back in the late 90's (before all the 9/11 restrictions) we had a canceled flight. I was working at the gate in an attempt to reroute the passengers on other flights. The reason for the cancellation was fog. Our plan was to either taxi or bus the passengers to Cincinnati so they could catch their connecting flights. All was going well until one passenger told me "Like hell am I going to let you put me in a taxi when I paid for an airplane ticket." The passenger (with a group his newly found supporters) continued to barrage me to the point that one exclaimed "It's not that foggy outside you need to un-cancel this flight." Now I was not the one to cancel the flight in the first place, that decision came from a dispatcher in a tower in another state and at the same time I had no authority to un-cancel anything. What these passengers failed to realize is that I was, in the only way I had available to me, trying to ensure they arrived safely at their final destination. However in the end after taking about half an hour of berating at the hands of these passengers I handled it in much the same way as Mr. Slater (minus the slide and beers although that would of been a lot of fun). I informed this group of passengers "Hey I have an idea why don't I just give you the damn keys to the airplane and you can go ahead and fly it on out of here for me." that was when one of them spoke up saying "Do you know who I am" I told him "I don't give a damn who you are." as I walked away.

The point of this is don't blame the airline employees you can see as many of them have absolutely no control of anything that happens. Oh and if you are nice to them in situations like this they will definitely take care of you. Those guys were going to get upgraded first class out of Cincinnati and ended up in the back of the plane near the wonderful smelling lavatory. So Steven Slater I salute you and welcome to the club of disgruntled former airline employees. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I talk about Man-food . Thanks and please subscribe.



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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Eric the Red teaching the youngters about the majors.

While I was at a recent Dayton Dragons game with my family I noticed a familiar face in the dugout. It was former Cincinnati Red great Eric Davis. It seems he has a new job these days. Teaching the single A ball players of the Reds minor league affiliate how to hit and play outfield. As I sat in the stands watching his instruction and critique of batting stances I could tell he had these young players best interest at heart. He wanted to make them the best ball players they could be. In fact one drill I watched him do really stood out with me. It was the 12oz. curl. Yep old number 44 was tossing back a few brewskies in the dugout while instructing the team on how to hit. I bet you that Pete Rose told him to do it. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow I jump off the roof to see if I can fly or maybe why I think Steven Slater is the shiznit. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Coffee or Oil.....what killed BP



 This here BP station has recently closed. Now with all of the troubles BP has had over the past few months it might not come to many as a surprise. However the irony of the situation is that BP's recent troubles had little and everything to do with this station closing down. Wait what?? Now before you go thinking that this guy's about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand I will explain. In the Gulf the actual culprit for the eventual spill was the poor management of the rig Deep water Horizon. This mismanagement caused the condition of the equipment to become very unsafe resulting in an explosion and eventual oil leak that contaminated the Gulf. This gas station also had some poor management. My last experience at this gas station was months before the oil spill occurred. As most people would know coffee is the number one drink that a gas station sells. Some stations may sell as much coffee as they do gas. This station on the other hand seemed to always be out of coffee and never had any brewing. Could it be any coincidence they didn't have any customers either. I would also like to point out that the store was a mess and smelled funny. The management of this location had no clue as to what they were doing which lead to its ultimate demise. This location closed just before the disaster in the Gulf however I am sure we can all say that management doomed BP in both instances. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss kick it old school with number 44. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I am as dumb as a box of rocks....Der Dee Der.

I am not immune to being included in the stupid people that this blog is named for. On a beautiful Friday even we decided to venture out to see a couple movies at the drive-in-theater. It was the perfect scenario a movie my wife and I wanted to see on the front screen and a kids movie for my daughter on the back with a second movie for me and my wife as my daughter could fall asleep in the back of the car after her show was over. Well this theater uses radio stations to broadcast the audio. As the first movie was coming to an end our audio in the car was getting some static. Then all the sudden there was no sound at all. Lo and behold I had left the keys in the on position and killed the battery. Now the theater will not jump anyone for what they claimed was liability issues and no one around us had jumper cables (or so they said). We were screwed. Oh and to add injury to insult my wife's cell phone was nearly dead and mine was in and out of service. Yeah, it got that bad. Lucky for us we were able to get a hold of my sister who showed up with some cables and saved our butts and those butts of another family who was just as stupid as me. Thank you sis. If you see Tara Weimer tell her way to go hero. As for the drive-in, next time I'm bringing a radio. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as discuss irony and BP. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Monday, August 9, 2010

Need $$$$ 4-Weed......Best sign ever.

While in San Francisco earlier this year we came across this guy. I personally am not one who gives money to homeless people, however when I came across this guy I felt compelled to give him something. It had little to do with the fact that he was homeless or to help him in his quest to score some Pineapple Express. No the only reason I decided to give this man something was his Honesty. Besides this is funny stuff. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I tell you how not to enjoy a drive-in-movie. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Come on ride that train - cho choo

I am always fascinated by some of the street art and graffiti I see. There are some amazingly talented people out there. As I was driving home the other day I noticed this train car. Now train cars have always been a canvas of choice for many graffiti artist yet this one stood out. Not only is the artwork amazing but they painted the entire car blue. On the right you see an amazing rendition of that wascally wabbit however what you do not see as my accident waiting to happen photo taking while driving shot cut out was a sweet Elmer Fudd. Talent comes in many forms and while illegal graffiti art is no exception. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as you see me cry kicking and screaming not wanting to go back to work. Monday's are awesome! Thanks and please subscribe.



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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Office Warfare Part 2 - From Paris with Love

Vacation is a wonderful release from work. You get to enjoy time away with family and friends. You get to relax and not worry about meetings and PowerPoint. You know your co-workers are holding down the fort so when you get back there will be a seamless transition for you back into the swing of things. ERRRRRRRRR..... Wrong answer. No your co-workers are plotting and scheming as to how to get you good while you are enjoying yourself and they are slaving to the grind. Here the mark went on a weekend trip and returned to a nice surprise. While the mark didn't go to Paris that didn't stop the perps from creating a very nice rendition of the Eiffel Tower in his cube. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as we get crack-a-lacking with some graffiti shizzle. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Friday, August 6, 2010

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Yeah I was at the Idol finale red carpet .....40 feet away from it that is.

So a few months ago my wife, daughter and I went to California. Now my wife is a huge American Idol fan. I on the other hand could care less. Yet to ensure future harmony within the household I set it up for us to attend the American Idol Finale red carpet...sort of. To actually get on the red carpet you have to be famous to which I am not. So what we did was hang out directly across the street in what ended up being a rather small crowd. While I am not a fan of the show I must admit it was quite cool to see the likes of Simon, Randy, Ellen and a the slew of other celebrities who walked the red carpet that night even if it was from the same distance as a restraining order....um yeah. In a few weeks I will post about our actual celebrity experience we had in LA but for now let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I plan on talking politics or maybe it will be Office Warfare Part II. I guess you will have to tune it to see. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Spongebob Squarepants eat your heart out.

So my daughter loves Spongebob as most kids do and this past fathers day we cooked out hamburgers on the grill. Well I tend to watch Spongebob with my daughter (not because I like it or anything) I thought to myself, I am going to try and make my self a Krabby Patty. Yes I know it is a cartoon but man that porous little fry cook at the Krusty Krab makes them look really good. As you can see for the photo I did a pretty damn good job myself. I actually made two of these and devoured them both. The reason for this post is to remind us that while life can get you down from time to time we should always try to find a little bit of delight in the things that surround us. Like two cardiac burgers or the time spent with your kids.....watching Spongebob. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I will be kicking it with some major celebrities.......kinda. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

WTF? Dude be a man it's not that cold.



Earlier this year at a Dayton Dragons game I was walking with my daughter back to our seats when I noticed this gentleman. He was draped in what I could only hope was his daughter's Hannah Montana blanket. Well I must say this guy was really asking for it by wearing that blanket. However as I looked around there was no little girl near him. Maybe it was his, maybe he really really likes Hannah Montana. I really have nothing more to say about this. Let me know what you think in the comments below and stay tuned for tomorrow as I show you how I roll with a monster burger. Thanks and please subscribe.



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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Office Warfare Part 1. - You have been Beibered



I find it amazing how many people loathe Justin Bieber. While he has become the brunt of so many jokes we hear today one person took it to a new level. Office Warfare or Cubicle Warfare as it is sometimes called can be a fun release from the endless meetings and Excel spreadsheets. Here someone in our office has taken the Biebering to a new level. By placing almost 30 11x17 photo's of the Bieber throughout the marks cube and a strategically placed sign outside stating "You Have Been Biebered." I think we all know who won this battle. I say strategically as the photo on the outside of the cube is our companies founder. In these trying time where morale is down almost everywhere this was a much needed pick me up for the WIN. Thanks for reading and remember to subscribe.


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First Post

Ok so if you have read the description then you know why I have started this blog. BEDA seems like an idea that will challenge me to post content that I have always been meaning to post. I would actually have rather done a VEDA yet with no real way to edit video each day I chose to do a blog instead. This being the first post will not be the only post today. Stay tuned for some interesting photo's and commentary that is sure to entertain. Thanks for subscribing.